Aashi was going on the road, when suddenly,
A bird pecks at his head,
flew away from,
While cleaning his head with a handkerchief, Ashi said,
Thank God that he killed the buffalo,
Didn't make me capable of flying…!
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Aashi said to his school girl,
I love you, now you tell me…
Girl: I will go and tell you sir right now.
Aashi: Say no mad sir.
He is married…!
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Aashi was sitting sad,
Ravi: What happened?
Aashi: Don't ask friend, I told my girlfriend,
Had gifted a five feet teddy bear,
And his mother took away all the cotton for Teddy,
Took out five pillows and filled them…!
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Aashi to Doctor: When I sleep,
Monkeys play football in my dreams,
Doctor: No problem,
Take this pill before sleeping at night.
Aashi: I will eat from tomorrow, today is the final…!
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Teacher: Who is the lizard?
Aashi: The lizard is a poor crocodile,
Whom I drank complan milk in my childhood,
Not found,
Due to which she became a victim of malnutrition…!
Funny Jokes: Sarpanch of his village in coma
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