Doctor- There is only one cure for obesity.
Pappu- What doctor?
Doctor: You eat one roti every day.
Pappu- Eat this after eating one roti.
Is it or before eating?
Doctor Saheb unconscious…
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Inspector: How did you steal while the mistress was in the house?
Thief: Inspector, you have a good job, good salary, what will you do after learning all this?
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Two passengers in the train First- WhatsApp always takes a person forward.
Second- How is that?
First- Now look at me, I had to get down two stations back, but I came ahead.
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Santa- Papa, buy me a DJ.
Papa- I will not give it, you will trouble people.
Santa- No papa, I will not trouble anyone.
I will play when everyone goes to sleep.
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A woman asked her neighbor – Do you like a man whose hair is all white?
The one who tries to look young by applying hair color…?
Who gets breathless after taking four steps…
One who does not take bath and spends half an hour in the toilet
Neighbor- No, not at all, which woman would like such a man…
Woman: Then why are you following my husband?
Funny Jokes: Me and my husband, both of us
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