Police- How did you kill these 10 people?
Thief: Police, the brakes of the car had failed!
When I looked ahead, I saw two men coming from one side.
And a wedding procession was going from the other side!
Now you tell me where should I turn the car?
Police- The direction from which two men were coming, the loss would have been less!
Thief: Exactly… I thought the same thing
But both of them saw my bundle and entered the wedding procession…
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Police (to the thief)- Why do you steal?
Thief- for you, for your children, for your family
Police- What do you mean?
Thief: If we don't steal then why does the public need you?
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In the hotel, Pappu drank the cold drink placed in front of the girl and said – Why are you sitting so sad, friend?
The girl said- Today is a very bad day.
Had a fight with my boyfriend in the morning.
The car broke down on the way.
When I reached office, my boss fired me.
Now poison was mixed in the cold drink for suicide, you drank that too.
Hearing this, the girl fainted and along with her, she also lost her life.
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Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, neighbor Sushma is a number one liar. Never believe his words.
By the way, what was the morning saying to you?
Daughter-in-law: She was saying that you are a very good woman.
Funny Jokes: Sandeep no longer drinks alcohol
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