Pappu- Friend, who makes wedding dresses?
Gappu- God creates.
Pappu- I let the tailor stitch it.
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Wife: Why sir, where did you get the wheat ground?
Husband (shameful) – At the usual place.
Wife: So after giving the wheat you must have gone for a picnic somewhere…?
Husband: I didn't go anywhere…I stayed there.
Wife: Where is your attention…you must be looking at the women coming and going.
I know you very well…?
Husband (now completely terrified) – Actually, he got the flour ground while standing in front of me.
Wife- Don't lie, full attention will be on WhatsApp notes for a long time
I am doing household work, you don't pay any attention to it…?
Husband- No, nothing like that, tell me what happened…?
Wife: If everything was fine then how did the rotis get burnt?
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Boyfriend- Where are you?
Girlfriend- I am in the hotel, I am feeling very hungry, that is why I am eating here, where are you?
Boyfriend- In langar… I am standing in line behind you, take kheer for me too!
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Boy- I love you, will you be my girlfriend?
Girl: Give me your number, when I break up with the current one, I will give you a missed call.
The boy lost his senses.
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Pappu- You know, wife is like a paperweight…!
Gappu – How is that…?
Pappu: She lets her husband flutter,
But doesn't let it fly…!
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