Pintu, who was staying in the hostel, said to his friends: Friend, you have been cheated. A friend: What happened?
Pintu: Friend, I had asked for money for books from home, but my family only sent the books.
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The mathematics teacher said to the children, “Tomorrow I will give you all a question. Everyone come prepared.”
The next day the teacher asked, “Tell me how much hair you have on your head?”
A student replied, “Eight crores, seventy lakhs, four thousand, three hundred and twenty, sir.” The teacher said, “How did you count this?”
The student said, “This is another question sir, you had asked me to come prepared for only one question.”
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Damu- Dad, are you afraid of crocodile?
Father- No son.
Damu- Are you afraid of elephants?
Father- No son.
Damu- From a ghost?
Father- No.
Damu- That means you are not afraid of anyone except mom?
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One day a science teacher was telling children about the creation of the universe. Pappu was also among the children. After the class was over, Master Saheb said, “So now do you understand how this universe was created?”
Pappu said, “But Master, my father says that we are children of monkeys!” The teacher said, “Brother, this is your own matter and I cannot interfere in your personal matter.”
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