The teacher asked all the children to write an essay on a cricket match.
All the students took their notebooks and started writing their essays. But Banta was sitting silently. When the teacher saw his book, only one line was written on it – “The match has been postponed due to rain.”
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Pappu ran to the police station and said – Inspector sir, come quickly, a thief has been beating my father for an hour!
The inspector said to him – He has been beating for an hour, so were you watching the show for so long?
Pappu- No no, before this father was beating the thief.
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Pankaj was crying a lot while going to school.
Father: Shut up, lion cubs sometimes cry!
Pankaj- Papa lion's children don't even go to school.
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Father to his son, “There was a time when I used to get groceries, milk, vegetables and snacks for just Rs 5. Son to his father, “It is not possible now father, because now CCTV cameras are installed everywhere.”
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Teacher: Children, tell me, which is most intoxicating?
Pappu – Master ji, in the book.
Teacher – How is that?
Pappu – Yes, as soon as I open it, I start feeling sleepy.
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