After a long time, when a gentleman left the mike, the foreign journalist said to the man sitting next to him – “The leaders of your place give very long speeches.”
The man replied – Netaji, who was going to give the speech, will come now sir, he is just testing the mic.
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A parrot was injured after being hit by a man's car. The man took the injured parrot to his home and treated it. And then kept it in its cage. As soon as he regained consciousness, the parrot shouted loudly, “Aila Jail. Is the driver of the car dead?
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Senior Doctor- Has the patient on bed number 15 regained consciousness?
Junior Doctor- What? Was he unconscious? I have got his postmortem done.
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Chhotu – Doctor sir, there was a worm in my upper tooth, but you removed my lower tooth.
Doctor: Hey, that worm used to stand on the lower tooth and bite the upper tooth, where will it stand now?
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Champak – Mummy please cut this rope with your tongue.
Mummy – How can the stupid rope be cut with the tongue?
Champak – Why? Just yesterday Papa was saying that your tongue moves like scissors.
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