At the New Year party, Neha said to her friend Ankita, “Look, how much that man speaks. “He keeps talking.”
On this Neha said, “After a month he will stop speaking.”
Ankita asked, “How is that?”
Neha said, “I am going to marry him next month.”
**********************************************************************************************************
A beautiful girl went to the market to buy a talking parrot. He asked a parrot in the shop – “How do I look?”
Parrot – “A complete vagabond!”
The girl got angry and said to the shopkeeper – “This parrot is very ill-mannered.” The shopkeeper caught the parrot and dipped it in water and asked – “Will he abuse?”
Parrot – “No” The shopkeeper said to the girl – “You try talking to me again” Girl – “What would you think if a man comes to my house with me?”
Parrot – “Will be your husband”
Girl – “Okay, what if two men come?”
Parrot – “Will be your husband and friend”
Girl – “What if 3 men come?”
Parrot (to the shopkeeper) – “Bring water, I had already told you that he is a stray.”
**********************************************************************************************************
A friend: Why did you give a diamond ring to your wife on her birthday? She wanted a car, right?
Pintu: Where would you have brought a fake car?
**********************************************************************************************************
Beggar – Brother, give me one rupee.
Ramuji – Come tomorrow.
Beggar – Thousands of my rupees are stuck in this colony because of this yesterday and tomorrow.
Funny Jokes: Most Popular Thing in Your Village
Comments are closed.