When an Indian traveler reached Japan, his Japanese friend introduced him to drink Japanese wine for the first time. The Indian traveler had just taken the first sip when suddenly the walls started shaking. The floor started shaking.
The Indian passenger got scared and said, “Ouch! This is a very strong liquor, the very first sip has made it worse.”
The Japanese friend said, “Don't worry, friend! It's not alcohol that's causing this mess, it's earthquakes.
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A famous singer was walking from the hall to the room after presenting her program. A woman started asking him, “Are you the expert singer who can sing even in high notes easily?”
The singer said happily, “Yes.”
Woman, “'Do me some work, call my driver loudly, he is lost somewhere. His name is Ghanshyam.
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Sethji: If you tell me which of my eyes is fake, I will give you a reward of five hundred rupees.
Champaklal: It is very easy. Your left eye is real.
Sethji: How did you know this?
Champaklal: There seems to be some kindness in him!
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Champaklal was going on the road when he heard a voice, “Stop” and he stopped, then a big bus passed by him quickly and his life was saved. He thanked that voice and walked away. After a few days, Champaklal was going for shopping and he again heard a voice, “Wait.” As soon as he stopped, a coconut tree fell in front of him, and again his life was saved.
Champaklal thanked again and asked, “Who are you who saves my life every time?” And where were you on my wedding day? The reply came, “I had given the voice at that time too but you had brought the DJ. Do you listen to his songs or listen to my voice?
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