Devotee- Lord I am a sinner!
Give me pain, hurt me, ruin me,
Give me trouble, ghost me!
God- Hey tell me in one line that I want a wife!
We became kings that very day.
The day friends said; you stay ahead and slap me
Then we will handle it…
Even though your best friends are few, the number of friends you have is like a nuclear bomb.
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Girlfriend- I forgot my purse at home, I need Rs 1000.
Boyfriend: You did a small thing, you fool, take 10 rupees.
Now take a rickshaw and go home and bring your purse.
Girlfriend fainted
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A woman broke the traffic signal
Policeman- Wait.
Woman- Let me go, I am a teacher
Policeman- Aha! I was waiting for this day for many years,
Come on, now write that I will never break a traffic signal, 100 times…
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Wife: It's been so many years since we got married, we haven't given anything till date
Husband- I have given you my heart, what more do you need?
Wife: No dear, please get me some gold item.
Husband: Come on, I will bring a new pillow in the evening, sleep happily.
Funny Jokes: The one who steals will later
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