To the cake seller: Tell me sir, what should I give?
Boy:- I want a cake for my future wife's cat.
Cake seller: So will you eat this or should I pack it?
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Raju Plumber:- Sir, I fixed your bike.
Bring leaver charge Rs 600?
Engineer:- Hey, what are you talking about, I can't even afford that much for 1.5 hours.
Raju Plumber: – Hey Sir, I was also an engineer earlier, so my salary was less than this?
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Wife to husband:- What are you doing, darling?
Husband:- Nothing, am I killing mosquitoes?
Wife: So how many kills have you had so far?
Husband:- Total 9 killed, out of which 6 were male and 3 female,
Wife: Thinking a little, how did you find out which of these is male and female?
Husband: – It's simple, 3 mosquitoes were sitting on the lipstick, and 6 on the cigarette.
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When Amma was reading Geeta, the grandson saw it and asked Amma, which exam are you preparing for now?
Amma:- Son, now I am preparing for the final year.
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Three rats were sitting on the mango tree,
Just then an elephant was coming out from under that tree,
Then accidentally a rat fell on him,
Then the two sitting above said, “Will I come to take care of this bastard?”
Funny Jokes: Here a lady told her husband
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