Aashi: Yesterday I launched a rocket,
collided directly with the sun,
Ravi: What happened then?
Aashi: Then I got beaten,
Ravi: Who killed..?
Aashi: Suraj's mother said…
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Aashi was going by bicycle,
Suddenly I bumped into a girl,
Girl: They could not have rung the bell,
Aashi: Abe, I have killed the entire cycle.
Now should I ring the bell separately?
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TT caught Aashi on the platform,
TT: Show the ticket,
Aashi: And I three I did not come at all,
TT: What is the proof?
Aashi: Is this the proof that I don't have a ticket?
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Why did your wife throw you out of the house?
Aashi: Give him a chocolate gift as per your request.
That's why I took it out,
Friend: Was it silver?
Aashi: No bicycleβ¦!
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