Girl: Tomorrow is my birthday.
Boy: Okay, happy birthday in advance.
Girl (smiling): What gift will you give?
Boy: What do you want?
Girl: A ring.
Boy: I will give you two, but please don't pick up the phone… the balance is low!
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Once Banta was selling walnuts. Santa asked what happens by eating this?
Banta: The mind is sharp.
Santa: How?
Banta: Okay, tell me how many grains are there in one kilogram of rice?
Santa: Don't know.
Banta fed him walnuts and said, “Tell me, how many bananas are there in a dozen?”
Santa: 12.
Banta: See, your brain has become sharper, right?
Santa: Give me one kilo.
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Only two people in the world look at each other with great longing.
Singles to married and married singles.
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The wives of the soldiers were praising the bravery of their husbands.
One said, 'My husband showed great bravery in the recent war.
Was. He had just cut off the leg of an enemy.
The second woman asked, 'But why the leg?' Why not the head?
On this the first one said, 'Because his head was already cut off.'
Funny Jokes: It's Ladies' Box
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