Banta: How much money do you give to your wife when you go home on your salary day?
Santa: Nothing!
Banta: How can this happen?
Santa: She meets me outside the office, and takes all the money there!
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Santa, who returned from a trip abroad, asked his wife – “Do I look like a foreigner?”
Wife – “Otherwise…”
Santa – “Then why was a woman in London asking whether I was a foreigner or not?”
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Ram (to teacher) – How is my son in history? I was very weak in history…
Teacher: Just understand that history is repeating itself…!
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Husband and wife in the market…
The husband prepared a paan for his wife and gave it to her to eat.
Wife: Didn't you get it made for yourself?
Husband – I can remain silent even without eating paan…!
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