Pappu went to the medical doctor
Pappu- Doctor sir, what disease do I have?
Doctor: Stop chasing girls.
Pappu- What will happen with that?
Doctor: If you don't stop chasing girls, you will die soon.
Pappu- How can one die by chasing girls?
Doctor: Because one of those girls is mine too.
Pappu's condition is bad
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Once a husband and wife were going for a walkβ¦.
Found a donkey on the way, wife thought of a joke…
Wife: They are your relatives, say hello.
The husband also turned out to be very mean and said, βHello father-in-law.β
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Mother-in-law (to son)- Your wife has many shortcomings.
Daughter-in-law (irritatingly) β That's why I neither got a good husband nor good in-lawsβ¦
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Santa- Doctor, I will be able to read after wearing glasses, right?
Doctor β Yes of courseβ¦
Santa- Then it is okay doctor, otherwise the life of an illiterate man is also a lifeβ¦!
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Husband and wife went to the vegetable marketβ¦
Wife: Listen sir, should I take four kilos of peas?
Husband- Yes, take it
Wife: I am not asking you to take it, you will be able to peel so many peas, right?
I am asking thisβ¦!!
Funny Jokes: We went to her house with Red Roses
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