First friend: Hey listen, has the result of 2nd year come?
Second friend: Yes, come and talk politely.
First friend: Why?
Second friend: Now I am your senior in business.
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Sanju met his driver's father…
Girl's father:- I don't want my daughter to spend her entire life with a foolish person…
Sanju:- That's it uncle, by the way I have come to take her away from here.
Give me clothes…give me clothes…
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Montu: Why is your eye swollen?
Bantu: Yesterday I brought a cake for my wife's birthday.
Montu: But what is its relation with eye swelling?
Bantu: My wife's name is Tapasya but the cake maker Amitabh Bachchan has written “Happy Birthday Problem”
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Friend: I gave you every shoe in the shop, now there is not even one left.
Woman: What's that in the novella in front?
Friend: Sister, please have mercy, it's my lunch.
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