Wife: When we got married
you call me with very praiseworthy names
used to call,
Like my juice cream, my rabri,
But why not with these names now
call?
Husband: How many days of milk sweets?
Will it remain fresh?
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a boy at 2 o'clock in the night
calls the doctor
Tring Tring..
Boy β Doctor Saheb, me
have insomnia..!!
Doctor- So you guys spread it
Why is it, at least to me?
Let me sleep..
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Wife (on phone): Listen, I have come to the market.
Do you want anything??
Husband: Yes, I want meaning of life.
How is life meaningful?
We need a solution for this,
Peace of mind,
I want to find my existence.
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