Wife: You have become very fat.
Husband: You too have become so fat.
Wife: But I am going to be a mother.
Husband: So I am also going to become a father.
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Husband: I have got an advantage by marrying you.
Wife: What benefit?
Husband: I got punished for my sins in this life.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pandit – Planetary condition is bad, give bread and milk to the dog every morning.
Boy to his friend: Listen, from tomorrow your morning breakfast will be from me, remember to come…!!!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Father to son: Girls are coming to see you, tell me more salary.
Girl's father to boy: Son, how much do you earn?
Boy: Yes, my salary is 1.5 crores but I get 8000 rupees by cutting!!!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Girlfriend: Listen, my skin has become very oily, tell me what should I apply?
Boyfriend: Take this Vim bar, it will remove all the grease… ???😜😜
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