What happens if you eat this chocolate? – Obnews

Pappu (about chocolate): What happens if you eat this chocolate?
Johnny: Eating this chocolate sharpens the brain.
Pappu: Oh, then why don't I have it?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: Why don't you ever date me?

Husband: Will you leave me alone and not go out?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: Mummy, I like it when you scold me.
Mom: Why?
Pappu: Because after scolding I get a chance to ask you some questions!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: Mummy, I feel good!
Mom: Why?
Pappu: Because today is a school holiday!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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