Mummy, give me toffee – Obnews

Pappu: Mummy, give me toffee.

Mom: Eat food first.

Pappu: Mummy, the heart is not filled by eating food, the heart is filled by eating toffee.

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Wife (angry): Why do you always ignore me?

Husband: I don't ignore you, I just get tired talking to you!

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Bablu: Man, this winter season feels very nice.

Pappu: Yes, and summer season also feels good.

Bablu: Meaning you always want good?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Doctor: What has happened to you?

Pappu: Doctor sir, I have fallen in love.

Doctor: Then you don't have cold but fever!

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Pappu: Mummy, my friend is married.

Mom: Oh, then what is he doing?

Pappu: Mummy, he is now opening the lock and looking for the key!

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Pappu: Sir, my wife is very angry.

Teacher: Why?

Pappu: Sir, I get angry a lot but my wife says, “Never get angry.”😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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