Wife: Why do you always keep me angry?
Husband: How do I know, what should I do if you tell me!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Wife: Why don't you ever date me?
Husband: Will you leave me alone and not go out?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pappu: Will you ever forgive me?
Friend: Yes, but there are some conditions.
Pappu: What are the conditions?
Friend: You can bring me lunch anytime!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pappu: Friend, do you find anything special in my face?
Friend: Yes, there is a different enthusiasm in your face!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pappu: My life has changed after marrying you.
Wife: Really? Pappu: Yes, now I think day and night what new thing should be done in the house!
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Doctor: Why don't you take medicines?
Pappu: Sir, I have heard that taking medicines spoils the body!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pappu: Mummy, everyone in school loves me very much.
Mom: Okay? Then you must be taking food items with you there too.
Pappu: No, mummy, everyone loves me very much, but I never give food to anyone!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pappu: If I had time, I would definitely give you a gift.
Friend: What happened then? Pappu: You know the value of time!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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