Why did you provoke me to anger? – Obnews

Pappu: Mummy, I think I did something wrong.
Mom: What happened son?
Pappu: Mummy, I don't do my homework every day, yet I don't get punished!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: You love me right?
Husband: Yes, and how much do you love me?
Wife: Too much!
Husband: Then we both are slaves of each other!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: Why did you provoke me to anger?
Husband: Don't you make me even more angry instead of calming me down?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Friend: What is your name?
Pappu: Pappu!
Friend: Okay! Can anything happen with your magic?
Pappu: Yes, my magic can make laddus in any vessel!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu (to wife): You never called me beautiful!
Wife: If I could see the beauty of your face now!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: You never loved me!
Husband: Look at yourself, how can this happen!
Wife: Then why do you make me angry?
Husband: Because I love your smile!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Doctor: What is troubling you the most?
Patient: Sir, I get very tired while walking from one place to another!
Doctor: What else happened?
Patient: This is my treatment!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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