Banta: Never interrupt your wife.Santa: Yes, otherwise she starts cutting the house.
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Santa: I have become fat by eating food from my wife.Banta: And after getting taunted by my wife, he became thin.
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Santa: Why is the wife always right?Banta: So that there is no fight.
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Banta: What do you want?Santa: Wife’s silence.
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Santa: Why doesn’t a man sleep after marriage?Banta: Because his wife also steals his dreams.
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Santa: My wife controls my anger.Banta: How?Santa: With a rolling pin.
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Banta: How much does your wife love you?Santa: As much as sugar from tea.
Funny Jokes: You never understand what I say
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