Who is more important to you than me – Obnews

Husband: Who do you like more than me?
Wife: Peace.
Husband: So don't argue with me.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Child: Mom, I don't want to go to school.
Mom: Why?
Child: Everyone there asks me questions.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Sonu: Friend, why are you sad?
Monu: My wife got angry and went to her parents' house.
Sonu: So why not happy?
Monu: Because now she is talking about coming back.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu: I want a magic broom.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Pappu: Have to send the wife out of the house without saying anything.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Child: Mummy, I want to go to the moon.
Mummy: Eat your food, I will deliver it to you with a rolling pin.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband: Why is there a fly in the tea?
Wife: I have asked your choice.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu: Something strange is going on in my mind.
Friend: Let it go, for the first time something is going on.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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