Wife: Who will do the kitchen work?
Husband: You are in the kitchen, so you do it.
Wife: And if I go out?
Husband: Then close the door!
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Golu: What to do if a person drowns in water?
Pappu: Take out his clothes, they will be useful!
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Wife: Am I looking fat?
Husband: Not so!
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes, lying is a sin.
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Pappu: Does your wife talk a lot?
Golu: Yes, but I record his voice.
Pappu: Why?
Golu: So that the peace is not disturbed when I am in the office!
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Teacher: Why don't you study in class?
Pappu: Because studying in class is prohibited.
Teacher: Who said?
Pappu: You were the one who said that we should pay attention in class!
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Doctor: Why do you feel so hungry?
Patient: Because you take money to satisfy my hunger!
Funny Jokes: Why don't you ever listen to me properly?
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