Wife: Before marriage you used to talk about plucking stars for me!
Husband: So what should I do now? There is no money left even to fill the gas cylinder!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Husband: I wish I had a remote to silence you.
Wife: And I wish I had a remote with which I could control you!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: How much do you love me?
Husband: As much as a man loves office on Monday.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Husband: Why do you wear so much makeup?
Wife: So that you feel like a new wife every day!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: Why do you take lightly whatever I say?
Husband: Because your words are not worth carrying!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Husband: What happened to my shirt?
Wife: Got burnt while drying clothes because of your unnecessary argument.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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