teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Pappu: Sir, on the way I saw the sign βThere are potholes on the roadβ, so I sat there.π π π π π
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Child: Papa, how many stars are there in the moon?
Father: Son, don't ask me these questions, I am a man of the land.π π π π π
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Pappu: Doctor sir, my wife keeps talking the whole day.
Doctor: Is there any treatment needed?
Pappu: No, I need good headphones.π π π π π
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Friends: Why doesn't your wife make tea?
Husband: Because I told him, don't put poison in the tea!π π π π π
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teacher: Tell me, how long can a human being hold his breath?
Pappu: Sir, after marriage a person remains holding his breath throughout his life.π π π π π
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