Pappu – Friend why are you so lazy?
Golu – I have heard that the lazier one is, the smarter he is.
Pappu – Then why are you not smart?
Golu – Because I am lazy!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Teacher: Why are you late to school?
Student: Ma'am, I was going to school in my dream and there was a pothole on the road.
Teacher: So?
Student: So what, changed the path!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Wife: Listen sir, what will you do if I get lost?
Husband: I will search the whole world to find you.
Wife: Okay! then what?
T: Then I will sit comfortably at home and drink tea!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Bablu: Man, it was a lot of fun at your wedding!
Pappu: Why?
Bablu: Because I ate a lot of sweets and you also got scolded a lot!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
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Santa: Doctor sir, my wife is very angry!
Doctor: So what do you do?
Santa: I make him quiet before he gets angry!😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
Funny Jokes: I want to marry the girl of my dreams.
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