Teacher: Why do you always come late to school?
Student: Sir, I used to come early, but while searching for the way, I leave!
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Wife: Why don't you look at me lovingly?
Husband: Because you ask me every day, “What are you looking at?”
Wife: So?
Husband: Then what should I say… “Fire!”
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Friend 1: Why are you afraid of your wife?
Friend 2: Don't be afraid, speak wisely!
Friend 1: What sense?
Friend 2: If the wife is happy, I am happy, and if the wife is angry, I am silent!
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Teacher: Why did you write 2+2 wrong?
Student: Sir, I was destined to be 5, not 4!
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Boyfriend: You are so beautiful that my heart beats faster when I see you.
Girlfriend: Wow, so you want to be with me forever?
Boyfriend: No, you get your heartbeat treated, I am not associated with emergency services!
Funny Jokes: Why did you get married?
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