Suresh (to Ramesh)- Friend, yesterday I went to a satsang and came back beaten.
Ramesh- Hey brother, how did this happen?
Suresh- Beaten without any fault, Maharaj was preaching.
That husband and wife are two wheels of the same bicycle
I stood up and asked – what if we make a rickshaw with our neighbours?
So there is no objection…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Man (to barber)- Along with shaving, you also peeled my skin.
Barber- Don’t worry, I will take money from you only for shaving…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju (to Suresh)- You know, when the lights go off in America.
So they call the power office
When the lights go out in Japan, we check the fuse.
And when the lights go off in India,
First of all let’s go out and see that
Everything is done, then we take a sigh of relief…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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The daughter-in-law goes to her mother-in-law and says
Aunt, I had a fight with him last night.
Mother-in-law: No problem, it happens to every husband and wife.
Daughter-in-law: I also know that, but tell me now.
What to do with the dead body…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher (to Chintu)- What are the things necessary to stay alive?
Chintu- I don’t know madam
Teacher- Hey, whoever comes, please tell him.
Chintu- I swear to you to stay alive, a meeting is necessary Sanam.
Teacher unconscious…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Gappu- Today I saw death very closely.
Pappu- How is that?
Gappu- Two girls were going without makeup…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A boy was sitting sad and throwing stones in the water.
Just then a frog came out of the water and said-
come into the water and wash away your sadness
My wife is worried about her wife.
Broke the head of…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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