A boy was wiping his nose repeatedly in class
Teacher- What happened?
Boy- I have a cold
Teacher: Go and drink some brandy in the evening.
Boy (angry)- Will she leave?
Teacher: Because of him the kings went to their kingdoms.
What is your cough…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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One boy says to another boy-
Why did you propose my girlfriend?
The boy gave a cool answer – As long as the girl is virgin,
Neither is it yours nor ours…..😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Brother-in-law: Sister-in-law, how do you make such a good chutney?
Sister-in-law: I meditate on your brother while making chutney.
easy to grind
Brother-in-law fainted after listening to sister-in-law…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: I am fed up with the daily grind.
I want a divorce
Husband- Take this chocolate and eat it.
Wife: Being romantic, you are convincing me.
Husband- No you crazy girl, mother says, by doing good work.
You should eat sweets first…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Mother-in-law (to daughter-in-law)- Don’t you know how to cook?
Daughter-in-law: No mom.
Mother-in-law: So why didn’t you tell me before marriage?
Daughter-in-law- Surprise……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Mohan- If there is sad poetry in his story, then understand it.
Sohan- What?
Mohan- That his Babu has come under someone else’s control…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Gappu (to Pappu)- Friend, tell me any solution to reduce belly fat?
Pappu- With the photo taken up to the chest
Gappa was shocked after hearing the solution…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Boy (on phone)- Hello Riya, I will not be able to live without you.
Girl- But I am Anjali
Boy- Yes Anjali, I will not be able to live without you…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju (to Suresh)- Friend, the neighbor aunty stood outside our house and talked to us for 2 hours.
Suresh- What happened then?
Raju- But she did not come inside the house because she was getting late…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Pappu went to a doctor for operation
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