The new daughter-in-law of the village churned the curd for the first time to extract butter.
When the butter came out, she said to her mother-in-law-
Mother, butter has come out of the curd, where should I keep it?
Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, never take this name (butter), this is your father-in-law’s name.
And do not take the name of your father-in-law
Daughter-in-law: Okay, aunty.
Next day when the butter came out, the daughter-in-law asked-
Mother, father-in-law has come out of the curd, where should I keep it…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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3 drunkards stopped a taxi after drinking alcohol and said- let’s go
The taxi driver started the car then stopped it and said-
Here sir, we have arrived
the first one gave him the money
The other one said- thank you
The third one slapped him and said, “Drive slowly.”
Would have got you killed today…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu- Man, I have been searching for that curtain for so long, I am not able to find it.
Gappu-Which curtain?
Pappu- Man, the one who covers the mistakes…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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There was a celebration in an old fort. The king generously said that all the prisoners should be freed today. While releasing everyone, his eyes fell on a very old prisoner.
The king asked, “How long have you been stuck here?”
The old man said, “Sir, from your father’s time.”
Hearing this the king’s eyes became moist. He said softly, “Hey… take it back inside. This is the last memory of father.”😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A reporter, while talking to a grandfather, asked, “Uncle, even at the age of 82, you call your wife so lovingly… what is the secret of this?”
Grandfather smiled and said, “Son, the secret is that I had forgotten his name 25 years ago… and now I don’t have the courage to ask. That’s why I manage by speaking loving words.”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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The newly married wife was sleeping. Early in the morning her husband suddenly pours water on her.
The wife got up shouting, “What is this misbehavior?”
The husband said, “Your father said that my daughter is a flower bud, don’t let her wither… so I water her every day.”
First the wife was shocked after hearing this… and then it spread so much in the neighborhood that the husband was not seen anywhere from the next day.
Funny Jokes: A Baba went to a gathering and everyone made fun of him.
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