It is good that there is an exit poll of the examination – Obnews

Pappu (to Raju)- It is good that there is no exit poll for the exam.

Otherwise, the family members would have started beating me 3-4 days in advanceβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Father-in-law: You drink alcohol, you never told me.
Son-in-law: Your daughter drinks blood, did you ever tell meβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Son-in-law (to father-in-law) – Your daughter has troubled me.
Father-in-law: Son, think about me, the piece of cloth you have.
I have his entire space…πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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two women were talking to each other

First quote- Many years ago a Baba had said that
God will give you more than you can handle
Second woman- So what happened?
First woman- Now I came to know that he was talking about weightβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Raju- How long have you been working in this office…?

Suresh- Ever since the boss has threatened to fire me…πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Pappu was hanging upside down on the tree
Seeing Pappu hanging upside down
Gappu asked him – Pappu Bhai, why are you hanging upside down?
Pappu- Hey, nothing brother.
I had just taken a headache pill.
So that it does not enter the stomach
That’s why I’m hanging upside down…πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Tinku- People uselessly say that wives never admit their mistakes.

My mother believes this every day.
Rinku- Okay, what do you say?
Tinku- I made a mistake by marrying youβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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