Makeup Grandson Dark girl’s scooter collided with a buffalo…
The girl took her scooter to the mechanic.
Girl- I need to get my scooter serviced.
Mechanic- Madam, there is a problem in the engine and the brakes are also not working properly.
Girl- Hey, those small things keep happening.
Fix its glass first please😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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In the science lab, the teacher took out a coin from his pocket and put it in acid, then asked the children whether this coin would dissolve or not.
Child: Sir, it will not dissolve.
Teacher: Well done, but how do you know?
Child: Sir, if the coin would dissolve if put in acid, you would have asked us for the coin and not taken it out from your pocket…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu- Festivals are celebrated by bachelors…
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Married people celebrate their wives every day…!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Patient: Doctor, are you sure I have malaria?
In fact, I read about a patient that the doctors kept treating him for malaria… finally when he died it was found out that he had typhoid.
Doctor: Don’t worry, this never happens in our hospital. If we treat someone for malaria, he dies of malaria.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Guru Ji- Only the intentions should be high, water can be extracted even from a stone.
Boy- I can extract water even from iron!
Guru ji- How…?
Boy- By hand pump…!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Will praise you today
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