the boy came home with a girl
Mother asked who is this?
The boy said this is my wife
Mother was shocked and asked angrily – How long had this been going on?
All this between you two?
The boy said- I don’t know, she was sitting next to me in the park.
I was waiting for someone,
Bajrang Dal people got us married…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu goes to a Pandit
Pappu- I miss God a lot
Pandit- Do not remember God more than necessary.
Because the day God remembers me
You will have to give to get…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
,
Pandit ji- The child will suffer a lot in the first 40 years of his life.
Chintu- Pandit ji, after that?
Pandit ji- Then you will get used to it, you will bear it…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju (to Suresh)- Men look for a secluded place when they get angry.
So that there is peace there, and when the wife gets angry
She searches for her husband so that she can calm down her anger by fighting…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Police- Report of neighbor’s wife missing,
Why are you getting it written?
Pappu- I am not able to tolerate her happiness.
Partying everyday…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Police- All your documents are fine, but you will have to pay a fine of Rs 2000.
Pappu- Sir, all the papers are fine then what is the fine for?
Police- You have kept all the papers safely in polythene.
And polythene is banned……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: Children, tell me where is Taj Mahal?
Student- Agra
Teacher: Wrong, it is in Ujjain.
All the students got confused after hearing the teacher’s answer.
All the students told their parents about this
Next day all the parents reached school and asked the teacher-
Why are you teaching wrong?
Teacher- First of all you have to deposit last year’s fees,
Taj Mahal will remain in Ujjain till the fees are deposited……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: What if I say you’re an idiot?
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