Wife: “You are always busy with your mobile, why don’t you give me time?”
Husband: “I am giving time, it is just like entertainment in WhatsApp”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: “What will you do if I get lost?”
Husband: “I will advertise in the newspaper, ‘Missing wife found, with side dish.’”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Husband: “Why do you keep fighting with me every day?”
Wife: “So that you remember that I am still in your life”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Patient: “Doctor sir, I have amnesia.”
Doctor: “Since when?”
Patient: “Since when?”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Doctor: “You should exercise daily.”
Patient: “But doctor, I can’t exercise.”
Doctor: “Why?”
Patient: “Because I am already doing it as a study, study is hard work”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Doctor: “It is important to wear warm clothes in winter.”
Patient: “Doctor sir, I communicate only in winter”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: “What will happen if the sun disappears from the earth?”
Student: “Sir, I don’t know, but school holiday is confirmed”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: “Tell me, why didn’t you bring your homework?”
Student: “Sir, my page did not have Wi-Fi, so it could not be downloaded!”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Teacher: “Why did you forget the history book?”
Student: “Sir, books are also digital now, I am updating.”😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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