Teacher: Why didn’t you do the homework?
Student: Sir, there was no light.
Teacher: Then we would have lit the candle.
Student: Sir, there were many mosquitoes.
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Wife: Listen sir, it is written in the newspaper that drinking alcohol weakens the memory.
Husband: Which newspaper?
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Doctor: One of your kidneys has failed.
Patient: Good, there were two!
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Pappu: Mom, I got beaten a lot in school today.
Mom: Why?
Pappu: Teacher asked how much is 3+3, I said 8.
Mummy: Why did you say wrong?
Pappu: Sir said “six”, I thought it was about cricket!
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Friend: Brother, why are you not getting married?
Me: Scared.
Friend: From whom?
Me: From “Happy Married Life” people!
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