Teacher: Tell me why the internet is slow?
Student: Because everyone wants fast!
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Wife: Why don’t you take me shopping?
Husband: Because online delivery is cheaper!
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Pappu: Nowadays people have changed a lot.
Gappu: How?
Pappu: Ask about WiFi, no condition!
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Doctor: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Alcohol?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Then how did you become ill?
Patient: From Facebook!
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Wife: I have something to tell you.
Husband: Later.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Right now fear is feeling good!
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