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Friend: How is your GF?

Me: Like WiFi.
Friend: Meaning?
Me: Everyone can see it, no one can connect with it!

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Pappu: Today I did a great job.
Mom: What?
Pappu: Left from WhatsApp group!

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Wife: Listen, my friend’s husband gave her a diamond ring.
Husband: Okay…
Wife: What will you give?
Husband: Free WiFi!

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Teacher: Why did you come so late?
Student: Sir, I was dreaming.
Teacher: So why didn’t you get up?
Student: The dream was incomplete!

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Pappu: Brother, a man changes after marriage.
Gappu: How?
Pappu: “I” becomes “we”!