Doctor said: Do you exercise?
Patient said: Rose
The doctor said: which one?
The patient said: Change your side.
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Wife said: Are you listening?
Husband said: yes
Wife said: What did you say?
Husband said: Yes π
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Teacher said: What is the fastest?
Student said: Internet
Teacher said: No
Student said: Holiday news.
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Friend said: Why so much tension?
Got the answer: Life is heavy
Friend said: lighten up
Got the answer: Pocket is emptyπ
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Boss said: Remember the office timings?
The employee said: Of course
Boss said: Then why late?
The employee said: I just remembered.
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