Friend – Biggest lesson in life?
Me: Free things are expensive.
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Wife: Are you happy to marry me?
Husband: I have learned a lot.
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Boss: Concentrate on your work.
Employee: I put my mind to it, but the work gets saved.
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Friend – Why doesn’t the weight decrease?
Me – Intentions are heavy 😜
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Mother – What are you doing?
Son – future planning 😆
Mother – How?
Son – lying down 😄
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