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Wife- Look how beautiful the weather is

what’s your plan ?
Husband- Mine is the same for Rs 178 with 1 GB for 28 days.
Wife: You enter the mobile first…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband (to his wife while dying) – I was the one who stole your gold jewelery from the cupboard.
Wife crying- No problem sir
Husband: I had also made the one lakh rupees that your brother had given you disappear.
Wife- No problem, I forgive you
Husband: I also stole your precious sarees and gave them to my girlfriend.
Wife: No problem sir, I had given you poison also.
Now you can die peacefully…!😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: Why do you bring my parents in between everything?

Husband: Look, when the TV malfunctions, no one speaks to the TV…
Only the company people take abuses.
The wife became red with anger after listening to her husband.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband- You used to fast a lot before marriage, what happened now…?

Wife- Not much, used to keep only 16 Mondays…!
Husband- Then what happened now…?
Wife: Then I got married to you and I lost all faith in fasting…!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Boy- What do you like best about me?

Girl- People change with time, but you have not changed.
Boy- How is that?
Girl- When I met you, you were unemployed and even today you are unemployed.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: If I were wise, would I get married?