While worshiping in the temple, a greedy woman from the village said to God…
Lord, for you one second is equal to how many years?
God said – equal to millions of years
Then the woman said – And how many crores of rupees are equal to?
God said – Ratti par
The woman said out of greed – give me even one rupee.
God said – Wait in the temple for a second, I will bring it to you.
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Sister-in-law: Tell me, what is the most sacred thing?
brother-in-law- mobile
Sister-in-law (angry) – How can that…?
Brother-in-law: Even after coming through the bathroom, hospital and crematorium.
One can go everywhere without washing, including house, kitchen and temple😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝
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The whole team started laughing at the boss’s joke but Pappu did not laugh.
Boss: Don’t you understand my joke?
Pappu- Sir, I have been selected in another company.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Beggar-Brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days…
Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar- Let’s see how much the weight has decreased.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife asked husband: Wife- Well tell me, are you a fool or me?
Husband: (Calmly) Dear, everyone knows that you have a very sharp mind.
That’s why it can never happen that you marry a stupid person
Husband’s name has been sent for the President’s Award!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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