The whole team started laughing at the boss’s jokes – Obnews

The whole team started laughing at the boss’s joke, but Pappu did not laugh.
Boss: Don’t you understand my joke?
Pappu- Sir, I have been selected in another company!
Boss fainted after hearing thisπŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Beggar: Brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days.

Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar- Let’s see how much weight is lost!πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Boy- Just look into my eyes,

What do you see, tell me the truth,
Girl- I see love in them.
Boy(angry)- Don’t talk too much.
A mosquito has entered my eye.
Look carefully and remove it.πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Santa- Friend, you were very sad yesterday. How are you so happy today?
Banta- Yesterday my wife had bought a saree worth 7 thousand.
Santa- Well why are you so happy todayXhellip; Did she return the saree?
Banta- No friend

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Kittu- If any mistake happens, do you know what to do?
Pintu- What…?
Kittu- One should sit peacefully and think whose name to useβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Teacher to Golu: How much will be left after subtracting five from five?

Golu don’t know madam
Teacher: If you have 5 bhaturas and I have 5 bhaturas.
If I take it from you, what will you be left with?
Golu-

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