One day Santa went to Pandit ji.
Pandit – Only wealth is written in your horoscope.
Santa – All is well Pandit ji, but please tell me how to transfer this money to the bank.
Pandit unconscious!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife (to Santa)- I want to buy a dog.
Santa: Why do you want to buy a dog?
Wife: So that after you go to office, someone will be there to wag my tail.
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Bengali Baba was caught by the ticket checker for traveling without a ticket…and then…
Ticket Checker- Show the ticket, Baba?
Baba- No.
Ticket Checker- Where are you going?
Baba- Where Maryada Purushottam Lord Shri Ram was born.
Ticket Checker- Come on, I will deliver you now
Baba- Where?
Ticket Checker- Where, the flute player is born.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Boy: You know, I can’t see any girl standing while sitting in the bus.
Girl: Then what do you do..?
Boy – I close my eyes..!!!
First friend – What are you doing brother?
Second friend – I am eating brother…!
First friend – Alone, alone…?
Second friend – Hey, I am getting taunted by my wife, come you also eat…!!!😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: You will not get any air
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