Banta was surprised to see Santa’s burnt lips.
Banta- Hey, Santa. How did your lips get burnt brother?
Santa- Out of happiness.
Banta- What kind of happiness?
Santa- Wife had to go to her home, I had gone to leave the railway station.
Kissed the train engine out of happiness.
(Banta became worse due to laughing)ππ€£π€£π€£π€£ππ
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Santa- Whatever work I start, my wife comes in between.
Banta- You try driving the truck brother, maybe luck will favor you.
(Santa has bought a truck)ππ€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa took his girlfriend on a date,
After dinner Santa- I want to say something, won’t you be angry?
Girlfriend (shying)- No, tell me.
Santa: Should we divide the bill in half?
(Girlfriend has broken up)ππ€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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A woman asked her neighbor β Do you like a man whose hair is all white?
The one who tries to look young by applying hair color�
Who gets breathless after taking four stepsβ¦
One who doesn’t take bath and spends half an hour in the toilet
Neighbor- No, not at all, which woman would like such a manβ¦
Woman: Then why are you following my husbandβ¦ππ€£π€£π€£π€£ππ
Funny Jokes: Babu, you burnt my heart and turned it into bharta.
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