Teacher: Tell me, what is the fastest thing?
Student: Brain!
Teacher: How? Student: Because it never works.
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Wife: Do you hear how I am looking?
Husband: Honestly?
Wife: Leave it, just lie.
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Doctor: What is your problem?
Patient: Memory is weak
Doctor: Since when? Patient: Since when? 🤣
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Boss: Why are you late again today?
Employee: I came to the office in my dream
Boss: So? Employee: I woke up right there.
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Papa: How are your studies going?
Son: Just following knowledge
Papa: And you? Son: I am running fast 😄
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Friend: Why are you not getting married?
Me: Scared
Friend: From whom? Me: “Yes” 😅
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Teacher: Why didn’t you do the homework?
Student: Sir, there was no light
Teacher: Tomorrow? Student: I had no eyes yesterday.
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Wife: How much do you love me?
Husband: More than life
Wife: Meaning? Husband: Life is cheap 😜
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Mother: Leave the phone and study
Son: Mummy, this is research
Mother: On what? Son: On leaving everything 😄
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Doctor: Do you exercise?
Patient: Yes
Doctor: Which one? Patient: Tossing and turning 🤣
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Friend: Why are you so quiet?
Me: I am thinking
Friend: What? Me: Can’t remember anything😅
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Wife: What did you like about me?
Husband: Your simplicity
Wife: And? Husband: Enough, I will not take the risk.
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