Boss – Why did you take leave?
Employee – Because the wife was angry.
Boss – And how is she now?
Employee – No need for leave now…😅
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Boy: I would even give up my life for you.
Girl – Really?
Boy – Yes, till the game is over… 💀
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Pappu – Let me give you my heart.
Gappu – What should I do?
Pappu – Cook and eat… ❤️
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Doctor: Eat vegetables every day.
Patent – Yes, Doctor Saheb, should I eat the vegetables from the fridge? 🥦
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Boss – Why did you come so late?
Employee – Sir, it was just an empty train…
Boss – Yes, but which train?
Staff – Sleep Express! 😴
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