How did you get your marks yesterday? – Obnews

Boy – My girlfriend is angry with me.
Friend – Why?
Boy – I changed the DP of WhatsApp… 📸

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Teacher: Which is the biggest animal?

Child – Sir, WhatsApp Forward message… because everyone feels heavy… 🐘

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Pappu – Sir, I need leave.
Teacher – Why?
Pappu – Sir, there is WiFi outage at home…😅

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Friend – How did you get your marks yesterday?
Boy – Not bad, average…
Friend – How many?
Boy – 50%, i.e. half study, half sleep…📚💤

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Boss: Why did the report take so long?
Employee – Sir, I was thinking whether I should copy paste it or write it myself… 📝