Funny Joke of the Day: In today’s busy life, people have forgotten to laugh. That’s why most people remain stressed. This is having a deep impact on health. In such a situation, if you want to remain healthy, then make a habit of laughing in the morning and evening. Actually, laughing will not only keep your mind happy, but you can also get rid of stress. Yoga gurus and health experts often advise people to laugh as much as possible. To make you laugh and laugh, we bring you Hansgullas of laughter every day. You will drool after reading these viral jokes. So let’s start this journey of laughing and making others laugh…
These viral jokes will make you laugh out loud
Professor asked in Hindi class- Tell me the definition of abuse?
Student-Extreme anger. Without resorting to physical violence upon arrival,
A set of words chosen for verbally violent action,
After reciting which the mind experiences immense peace,
We call that abuse!
Professor – Where are your feet Lord…
One day Pappu went to the cinema hall with his friend to watch a movie.
While watching the movie, he repeatedly went to the toilet, sat down and then went again…
Now his friend got angry and he
He said – Don’t you feel at ease, you bastard, who goes again and again?
Pappu said softly – Friend, there is peace but the bitch is not opening up, friend!
There was a fight between husband and wife.
Wife: I take care of the entire house and the kitchen.
I take care of the children. What do you do?
Husband- I control myself,
seeing your intoxicating eyes
Wife: You too, tell me what should I make for you today?
Of choice…
— Sutras for a happy world —
The elephant proposed to the ant.
The ant replied, I love you too.
Elephant- Then why do you refuse to marry?
Ant- How many times have I told you!
Inter-caste marriage can happen in my house
But not inter-size…
the little girl asked her mother
Girl- Mom, didn’t you say that fairies have wings and can fly?
Mom: Yes daughter, I told you.
Girl- Last night daddy was telling Aya that she is a fairy. When will she fly mom?
Mother (to the little girl) – Daughter, she will fly away as soon as the morning comes.